Wreck/Billy-bob

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Stupid space hippies! I can't believe I was hired to haul live cargo all across the sector by some damn cosmic commune! Can't pay their bills, can't fuel me up, don't serve liquor... don't even eat meat! did they really expect me to hand over these poor animals so that they could be forced into a life of deprived vegetarianism? Of course, they call the authorities and now I've got a warrant out for my arrest... Well now I've got a cargo-hold full of restless pumas and I ain't planning to turn them over! If you're reading this, you lousy hippies, I won't let you feed broccoli to a carnivore! It just ain't natural!